Salad Shy

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So, I have joined my local swimming pool as a full member. This means I can feel especially guilty for not going swimming and worry about wasting money on something I don't use. But seriously, I am making a concerted effort to go swimming in the early morning or early evening. I admit that going early in the morning is best for me, but the worst thing about it is that that is the time when all of the old-age pensioners go for a quick float. It is seriously a disturbing sight. I am not at all ageist, I just get infuriated scratched, and run into. To be perfectly honest it is putting me off going swimming. But I have to keep it up, it is the only exercise I am currently getting and I do quite enjoy it. when banks of elderly swimmers, moving at 0.5 miles an hour, are outflanking me from every angle. It is bloody infuriating. I spent my entire time avoiding being kicked, Everybody enjoys swimming and don't they?

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salĀ·ad shy (n. Slang.) - An individual who would normally shy away from the salad cart and who has eaten too many pies. A fat bastard. This is my blog about getting slim and fit so that I can be accepted back into polite society.

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